PinnedChristopher NeitzertHow I became a linguistic legend in Stockholm…forever etched in the annals of Swedish sandwich folkloreJul 8Jul 8
Christopher NeitzertLunch ClubIt was the second half of the ’90s, the back end of the digital revolution when the World Wide Web was strung up like Christmas lights…Sep 19Sep 19
Christopher NeitzertQuayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!It was a wet November evening in 1991, the kind of soggy, relentless Oregon damp that makes everything slick and grungy. Hayden Island, a…Aug 23Aug 23
Christopher NeitzertLexicon Larceny: Vocab and Vice at Parkland’s Troxel Jr. High ‘86-’87The autumn of ’86, the Reagan years were in full swing, with leadership as questionable as their decision to make ketchup an official…Aug 8Aug 8
Christopher NeitzertMy Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”A few years back, I found myself staying at an Airbnb just outside of Stockholm that was not as advertised. This is how i fought back.Jul 7Jul 7
Christopher NeitzertThe Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.During my high school years, I found myself working on a farm that, while not colossal by any means, it was a world unto itself. For me…Mar 18Mar 18
Christopher NeitzertThe New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral MarketplaceUnveiling the Paradox of Modern Altruism, Where Technology Meets Ancient TemptationsMar 171Mar 171
Christopher NeitzertTo paraphrase and build upon something Mushon Zer-Aviv said on the most recent #TeamHuman: If your…Mar 7Mar 7
Christopher NeitzertGods, Genetics, and Gibberish: The Savage Irony of Theism’s Willful Ignorance in the Face of…In the roaring jungle of existence where evolution reigns supreme, I stand witnessing the tango between theism and its flat denial of…Nov 25, 2023Nov 25, 2023