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How I became a linguistic legend in Stockholm…

forever etched in the annals of Swedish sandwich folklore

Jul 8

an AI rendering of two very drunk guys at a bar, an obviously american guy talking with a weird swedish guy with swedish word bubbles over their heads.

Jul 8

Lunch Club

It was the second half of the ’90s, the back end of the digital revolution when the World Wide Web was strung up like Christmas lights…

Sep 19

Lunch Club

Sep 19

Quayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!

It was a wet November evening in 1991, the kind of soggy, relentless Oregon damp that makes everything slick and grungy. Hayden Island, a…

Aug 23

Quayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!

Aug 23

Lexicon Larceny: Vocab and Vice at Parkland’s Troxel Jr. High ‘86-’87

The autumn of ’86, the Reagan years were in full swing, with leadership as questionable as their decision to make ketchup an official…

Aug 8

Parkland’s Troxel Jr. high, taken from their website

Aug 8

My Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”

A few years back, I found myself staying at an Airbnb just outside of Stockholm that was not as advertised. This is how i fought back.

Jul 7

My Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”

Jul 7

The Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.

During my high school years, I found myself working on a farm that, while not colossal by any means, it was a world unto itself. For me…

Mar 18

The Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.

Mar 18

The New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral Marketplace

Unveiling the Paradox of Modern Altruism, Where Technology Meets Ancient Temptations

Mar 17

The New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral Marketplace

Mar 17

To paraphrase and build upon something Mushon Zer-Aviv said on the most recent #TeamHuman: If your…

Mar 7

Mar 7

Gods, Genetics, and Gibberish: The Savage Irony of Theism’s Willful Ignorance in the Face of…

In the roaring jungle of existence where evolution reigns supreme, I stand witnessing the tango between theism and its flat denial of…

Nov 25, 2023

Gods, Genetics, and Gibberish: The Savage Irony of Theism’s Willful Ignorance in the Face of…

Nov 25, 2023

A Metaphorical Connection: Milton’s L’Allegro, Black Holes, and the Journey of Consciousness.

Of late I have found myself quietly musing if Milton’s words from L’Allegro that are oft referenced in relation to dance and maybe they…

Jun 10, 2023

A colorful and tasteful impressionistic depiction of a blackhole in deep space with a figure off in the distance experiencing spaghetification

Jun 10, 2023

Christopher Neitzert

Christopher Neitzert

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Some of the thoughts rattling around in my head. http://www.neitzert.io - Human, Hacker, Technologist, Occasional Artist. Aude sapere, audacia necessaria!

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