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How I became a linguistic legend in Stockholm…

forever etched in the annals of Swedish sandwich folklore

Jul 8

an AI rendering of two very drunk guys at a bar, an obviously american guy talking with a weird swedish guy with swedish word bubbles over their heads.

Jul 8

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We have been sold a faulty bill of goods

We have been sold a faulty bill of goods. There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, there is little more than pain and sorrow and…

Dec 24, 2020

Dec 24, 2020

Christopher Neitzert

Lunch Club

It was the second half of the ’90s, the back end of the digital revolution when the World Wide Web was strung up like Christmas lights…

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Lunch Club

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Christopher Neitzert

Quayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!

It was a wet November evening in 1991, the kind of soggy, relentless Oregon damp that makes everything slick and grungy. Hayden Island, a…

Aug 23

Quayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!

Aug 23

Christopher Neitzert

Lexicon Larceny: Vocab and Vice at Parkland’s Troxel Jr. High ‘86-’87

The autumn of ’86, the Reagan years were in full swing, with leadership as questionable as their decision to make ketchup an official…

Aug 8

Parkland’s Troxel Jr. high, taken from their website

Aug 8

Christopher Neitzert

The good sort of weird the GOP isn't. .

Aug 4

Aug 4

Christopher Neitzert

My Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”

A few years back, I found myself staying at an Airbnb just outside of Stockholm that was not as advertised. This is how i fought back.

Jul 7

My Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”

Jul 7

Christopher Neitzert

The Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.

During my high school years, I found myself working on a farm that, while not colossal by any means, it was a world unto itself. For me…

Mar 18

The Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.

Mar 18

Christopher Neitzert

The New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral Marketplace

Unveiling the Paradox of Modern Altruism, Where Technology Meets Ancient Temptations

Mar 17

The New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral Marketplace

Mar 17

Christopher Neitzert

To paraphrase and build upon something Mushon Zer-Aviv said on the most recent #TeamHuman: If your…

Mar 7

Mar 7

Christopher Neitzert

Christopher Neitzert

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http://www.neitzert.io - Human, Hacker, Technologist, Occasional Artist. Aude sapere, audacia necessaria!

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