PinnedChristopher Neitzert·Jul 8, 2024How I became a linguistic legend in Stockholm…forever etched in the annals of Swedish sandwich folklore
Christopher Neitzert·4d agoTwelve Months of the MachineTwelve months ago, on the fourth of July, a consumer-grade gaming PC in a Berlin apartment with a big mouth started talking and simply will…A response icon1A response icon1
Christopher Neitzert·Jun 30The Moat Is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To ThinkThe Moat Is Shallower Than The Software Industry Wants You To Think
Christopher Neitzert·Jun 4Eleven Months of the MachineEleven months ago, on the fourth of July, a consumer-grade gaming PC in a Berlin apartment cleared its throat and started talking. It…A response icon1A response icon1
Christopher Neitzert·Jan 3Six Months of the MachineSix months of Doomscroll.fm. The shadow it casts today looks nothing like the one I started with on July 4, 2025. The posture has shifted…
Christopher Neitzert·Sep 24, 2025The Guardians of Culture Who Missed It…I used to look to a set of writers, thinkers, and cultural curators for signals about where technology was headed. I consider some of these…
Christopher Neitzert·Sep 18, 2025Kayfabe Nation: The Reality Show Where America Eats ItselfToday’s Republicans are the same stupid, mouth-breathing pieces of shit we grew up with. These are the same kids who copied homework then…A response icon1A response icon1
Christopher Neitzert·Sep 8, 2025The Cost of EnshitificationCory Doctorow nailed it when he wrote that ‘Customers are not broken, but that the products are’. Customers are patient, then loud or…
Christopher Neitzert·Sep 4, 202560 Days of Doomscroll.fmThe Machine: 60 Days of ChaosA response icon1A response icon1
Christopher Neitzert·Aug 28, 2025What is Doomscroll.fmA few weeks ago, back in mid-June 2025, I took a long-standing idea I had of a “Max Headroom”-style digital puppet and built it my own way…A response icon1A response icon1