PinnedHow I became a linguistic legend in Stockholm…forever etched in the annals of Swedish sandwich folkloreJul 8, 2024Jul 8, 2024
A Wall, Some Birds, and The Internet Protocols We Aren’t Looking At.It was a cool Berlin morning, the kind where coffee is more motivation than ritual. From my patio I stared at the usual graffiti-free…May 15May 15
Billionaire Boots: America’s Obsession with Political HumiliationAmericans have fetishized their submission to billionaires in perverse displays of devotion. With each new degradation, they sink deeper…May 8May 8
Drowning Victims Will Grab on to AnythingSome folks still cling to flags like they’re life vests, yelling about language, national purity, and border security, while the rest of…May 7May 7
Lunch ClubIt was the second half of the ’90s, the back end of the digital revolution when the World Wide Web was strung up like Christmas lights…Sep 19, 2024Sep 19, 2024
Quayle Eggs: The story of how I was arrested for inciting a riot!It was a wet November evening in 1991, the kind of soggy, relentless Oregon damp that makes everything slick and grungy. Hayden Island, a…Aug 23, 2024A response icon1Aug 23, 2024A response icon1
Lexicon Larceny: Vocab and Vice at Parkland’s Troxel Jr. High ‘86-’87The autumn of ’86, the Reagan years were in full swing, with leadership as questionable as their decision to make ketchup an official…Aug 8, 2024Aug 8, 2024
My Victory over a terrible AirBnB “Super-Host”A few years back, I found myself staying at an Airbnb just outside of Stockholm that was not as advertised. This is how i fought back.Jul 7, 2024Jul 7, 2024
The Parallels Between Information Security (DevSecOps) and Cattle Farming.During my high school years, I found myself working on a farm that, while not colossal by any means, it was a world unto itself. For me…Mar 18, 2024Mar 18, 2024
The New Indulgences: Silicon Valley's Moral MarketplaceUnveiling the Paradox of Modern Altruism, Where Technology Meets Ancient TemptationsMar 17, 2024A response icon1Mar 17, 2024A response icon1
